Saturday, March 13, 2010

Women's 7 for all Mankind Jeans - well-worn and heavily patched, Sz 27 (Lincoln Park)

The Ad:

Date: 2010-03-12, 1:49PM CST
Reply to:

Up for grabs, a pair of well-worn women's jeans. Size 27 on the tag. These have been worn a lot and were heavily patched in the crotch area and also above the left back pocket and the left knee. However, thanks to the patches, there are no holes. One of the belt loops is unattached on one end as well. That all being said, if you're interested and can come pick them up from me in Lincoln Park, send me an e-mail.

My Snarky Comments:

How the hell does this happen? Seriously...I'm asking a serious question. I'm racking my brain trying to come up with an explanation for the crotchal carnage here.

Here are my best guesses...
  1. You were riding a mechanical bull with a saddle made out of sandpaper.
  2. You're an overzealous Michael Jackson impersonator.
  3. Wow. What they say is really have to be careful not to spill that McDonald's coffee on yourself.
Any other thoughts? Drop me a line.

1 comment:

  1. Too much heavy equipment in the crotch area of the pants....ladies jeans indeed!