Saturday, March 13, 2010

Used Mattress - Free (Bartlett)

The Ad:

Date: 2010-03-09, 2:40PM CST
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I have a used queen size mattress that I'm giving away for free. It's only a couple years old. Unsure of the brand as there are no remaining tags. Some slight discoloration, but there are no visible blood or semen stains.

My Snarky Comments:

Gee...I never bought a bed from Johnnie Cochran before.

There goes my dream of getting a DNA profile of the fucker who rips the tags off the mattresses.

No "visible" blood or semen stains? I've never seen a giant squid or dark matter either. That doesn't mean they don't exist.

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