FREE CAT (VIROQUA)

The Ad:

Date: 2010-02-20, 7:57PM CST
Reply to: see below



i have a cat. that i found. in my basement. and we feed. her. and got her. healthy again. she is a nice. cat. very friendly. u can call me at 608-637-2056


My Snarky Comments:

Read this ad aloud to yourself bearing in mind the punctuation. Make sure to pause at every period. You will automatically sound like Christopher Walken or a robot.

25 inch floor model tv (flora)

The Ad:

Date: 2010-03-03, 10:02PM EST

Reply to: sale-hnzqt-1627540338@craigslist.org

I have a 25 inch floor model cabinet tv. hooks up to cable works fine. nothing wrong. we just have newer tv's.

My Snarky Comments:

Say, how much for the obviously neglected dog?

So, you mention that the t.v. is a floor model? Apparently so is your dog because it has no ability to stand the fuck up. I swear I've seen prison movies where the guy thrown in "the hole" has more room to move around.

Here's an idea...instead of giving you money for the t.v., why don't you give me money and I won't report your ass to the A.S.P.C.A.